The late 90s had its own version of an AI assistant: a cheerful animated paperclip that would pop up at exactly the wrong moment with suggestions nobody asked for.

This one is a little more unhinged.

Printed on our classic polyblend Blank T-shirt, made from a soft and breathable cotton polyester blend that keeps you comfortable all day and holds up wash after wash.

All-day comfort
Super soft and cozy, our 60% cotton and 40% polyester blend keeps you comfortable for hours on end

Exceptional quality
Made for longevity with pre-shrunk material, these shirts won’t shrink or fade in the wash nearly as much as your average t-shirt.